- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

whats red and smells like cherries red cherries

How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

AWWWWWW YEEESSSS!!!

What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

So a bar walks into a man...

John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

There are 10 fish, 5 of them drown, how many are left? 10, fish can't drown

What did the man say to the woman before he had sex with her? "May I have sex with you, please?"

A boy plays in his garden. Then he fall and his knee hurts a lot, but he doesn't cry. Do you know why? Because he's dead.

Joe Paterno walks into a bar...he should've walked into a police station and filed a report.

What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

Knock knock.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

Whats brown a sticky, shit

What do you call a person driving a plane? Not a pilot, they fly planes.

if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

So i broke up with my girl, here her number... SIKE!! ITS THE WRONG NUMBAHHH!!!

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