How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

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whats the difference between kids and jewish people? kids come home from summer camp

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Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

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you dint have to be a jew matt

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whos on the right track? lady gaga

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scraggle is in you pillow case

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Bridget, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and since it is rather long, it brushes against her round breasts. Even though she is a little sweaty, you realize what a beautiful woman she is, and you decide not to kill here. You instead ask her to marry you, and after she replies "yes", with tears of joy streaming down her face, you two make passionate love in the front seat of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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Be careful not to say Betelgeuse 3 times, because if you say Betelgeuse 3 times, then Betellllwoow that was close.

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How do you define an unsatisfactory kitchen? It won't have a woman chained to the oven.

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

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Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

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What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

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there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

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Yo momma so fat she's obese.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

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If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

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Q: Hey, ask me if I'm a tree. ".. Are you a tree?" A: No.

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What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? I don't know, dinosaurs have been extinct for 200 million years.

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wanna hear a joke womens rights

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non poop

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Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

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A women left the kitchen.

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What did the Iraqi Suicide bomber bring on the airplane? His Kindle, he enjoys reading books

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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