- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a group of black guys riding on horseback? You don't. You call the cops first.

Q: what did the poor, blind, deaf, orphan girl get for Christmas? A: cancer.

what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

What do you call a blind person? Mack Despard

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

Whats funnier than Steven Yuhasz being Straight? Womens Rights.

This is my favorite antijoke.

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense..............

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

What do you call a black man called Jermaine? Jermaine!

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and about not being funny.

Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

A black man walks into a convienent store, pays for his stuff and leaves

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