A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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Why can't a blonde swim? Because in this economy her parents never took her to a pool in which she could get swimming lessons and practice to be able to be a good or maybe great swimmer.

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A piece of wood walks into a bonfire. Wood can't walk.

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Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

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Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

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John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

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What's Kanye West's goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

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Why couldn't people tell the difference between the two twins? Because they were indentical.

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What did the apple say to the pear? ...Nothing they can't talk...

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Why did the weiner dog have a bad childhood? Uncle Monty put his foot up its arse on a daily basis before chewing dorris's nose, ears and eyelids.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

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what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

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Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

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Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

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Q: what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? A: mudslide

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Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

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Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

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Why was the Jewish boy afraid of an oven? The last oven malfunctioned and killed his father.

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One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

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what do you call five mexicans pushing a truck up a hill? Five mexicans stuck in the middle of nowhere looking for an auto mechanic.

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What's red and round? A red and round solid.

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What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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