What did the American WWII soldier say to the Feudal-era samurai? Nothing, because the two lived on completely different continents and in completely different time periods.

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You no what the biggest lie in history is? Agreeing to the terms and services whenever you sign up for a website

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what do i refer too White people = Business Yellow People = Smart Black People = Drug Smugglers, Terrorists, Rapists etc

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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How do you mess with Hellen Keller? Re-arrange her furniture.

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Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

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Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

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Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

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Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

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Knock knock Who’s there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

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What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

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if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

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theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

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Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Knock-Knock Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup-mustard.

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100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

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Have you heard the joke about the cat? No Are you kitten me

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

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All of the people in the burning building escaped except for one what was wrong with that one person? He was a blind, could not hear and was in a wheelchair.

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What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

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Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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