What do you get when you cross an African, a white person, an Asian and a Spaniard? Society's worst nightmare

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why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

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Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

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What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

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What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

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How do you find out if your son is ok? Ask him.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he was told he would never find a wife

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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DON'T OPEN IT IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Where did suzie go for her Birthday? A van

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

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If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

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Why did the car get sucked up by the tornado? Because it was in Pilger, Nebraska.

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What do you call a Mexican policeman? Officer.

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what do you call 100 muslims on a plane? Passengers

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Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

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Friend: how obsessed are you with harry potter on a scale from 1-10 Me: 9 and 3/4

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Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

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What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Why was the dentist sent to jail? Because he committed a crime.

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A muslim walks into a gun shop

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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