- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

Yo mama so fat, that she's even bigger than the universe!

What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

Guess what my dog can do? Bark.

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

you know why Michael J Fox makes the best milkshakes? no... but his milkshakes brings all the boys to the yard

What's 2+2? Fish

A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

What did the Jew say to the German? Yes I would like fries with that.

A blind man walks into a bar----b wire

Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

Why was the black man driving a plane? because he was a pilot, you racist.

Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

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