Yo mamma so black that u can't see her eyebrows

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Kevin and Ramin

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A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of...

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Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

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Why did it take so long to find Osama Bin Laden? No idea. Bad military tactics. Was he found?

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What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

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What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

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Yesterday, I was assasinated.

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what do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with no punchline

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What did the Asian dad say to his son when he got an A- in math? Good job son.

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Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

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what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

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Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

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What did the speech impaired man say ? Nothing.

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Your face

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Women outside of the kitchen.

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Terminator XXXIVXXX Regensisysydioniosis. Watch as the terminators return in this year`s summer blockbuster, they return to a time before the birth of Connors grandfather and manage to destroy the world, then the only decision left is for humanity in another timeline to travel back as the terminators are destroyed, but they travel back again so that! But that wont happen before Terminator: Los Pollos Hermanos.

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

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A Chinese man, an Italian man and a French man are sitting in a plane. They arrive in Los Angeles with a 23 minute delay due to atmospheric conditions

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Why did the black man drown? Because he grew up in a poor neighborhood, where no one had a pool, and so he never learned how to swim

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knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

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youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This poem is getting old, I like cookies.

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I man was taking a major shiit He forgot to wipe

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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