- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

Why did Julia fall of the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Julia.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

A man drives down the road in a van that says "Candy" He was doing his job in a professional manner

Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

Chuck Norris can carry very heavy objects.

why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt.. that kinda shit never happens

Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

You should read the Terms of Service.

-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

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Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

why did the little girl fell off the bed? because she saw his father rape her sister after killing his mother years ago, and every time she goes to sleep, she remembers that and the images come back to haunt her

Why did the duck cross the road? Because there was a gunman on the same side of the path and it would most likely be safer to avoid making eye contact

You know what's funny about AIDS? Nothing.

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