Why is my grandpa always so grumpy? Because he has diabetes and life is very difficult for him.

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I was lying in bed looking at the stars in the sky What did i think to myself? Were the heck is the ceiling???

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Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

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Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

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What did the man say before he killed himself? I am going to kill myself

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Guess what my dog can do? Bark.

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What do you get when you cross Bambi and a ghost? Bamboo

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What did i say to the stupid person? Your Stupid.

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What's 2+2? Fish

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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What did the man say to his dead wife? "I'm Blind."

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What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

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What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

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If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

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What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

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why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

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cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You were probably expecting a poem or something but no this is just a gardening fact

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What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

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Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

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yolo your orange looks orange

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? This year I'm going to win the golden brief case!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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