- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

Two homosexuals are making love in the kitchen. One leaves for a bit and says, "Dont finish without me." Upon returning, white goo is spattered across the floor. Concerned that the clumsily dropped icing may stain, they promptly clean it.

why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

"What starts with an 'F' and ends with 'uck'?" "I don't know, what?" "'Firetruck.'"

Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

roses are red violet is blue why rik go to the hospital ? cause he eat glue.

Wear a Mario costume What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

Where can I apply for janitor school?

roses are red, violets are fine, you be the six, and I'll be the nine.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

What do you call a man with no arms and half an eye? Larry -Jack Sparrow

What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

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