How did the man eat 100 mints in one bite? I'm not sure myself, but we can agree on one thing, his breath is gonna fresh.

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Knock knock.

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CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

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Can I have a dollar? I don't know, can you?

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Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

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a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks "What can I get for you?" The man replies, "a drink"

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How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

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Yo momma so fat she's obese.

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What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Why shouldn't 6 guys sleep naked in the same bed? They would not fit

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What's worse then the Boston bombing? The Texas bombing, considering Texas is a much bigger region then Boston.

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Three blind men walk into a bar, and, no... wait, sorry just one; so one blind man walked into a bar, and... uh, okay, so it was actually more of a small post. This is pretty much just a plausible, yet unfortunate event. My bad.

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

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What did the Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know. I can't speak Chinese.

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What is in your backyard and is stalking you? Corn

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How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

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this website even though its hilarious.

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Why did the black man walk into the white house? Cause he lives there because he is our president

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

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What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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