How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

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Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

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Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

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Roses are Dead, Voilets are, too Now shut up and say nothing Because we're watching you

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Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

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What starts with S and end in H-I-T? shit.

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Why did the fridge break? Because someone threw a fridge at it.

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Why did the jew ask for $10 back after he lent a boy $2? Because of inflation

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Your mama's so stupid, she gave birth to YOU.

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As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

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My heart is in my hands. Call an ambulance.

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Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

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Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

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what did the teacher say to the students when she was talking about the solar system The sun is very hot. At the core it is 15 million degrees Celsius or 27 million degrees Farenheit. Using a magnifying glass, we can see the very hot heat and the light of the sun. Please do not do that because it can hurt your eyes. This makes the light very bright and the heat is so hot it could start a fire.

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Meanwhile, at La'kaneisha's family reunion, they had a great time eating caviar, steamed lobster, and rare bull testicals.

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Q: Why did the kid get Christman presents in August? A: Because it was cheaper than chemotherapy.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

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Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

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Whats long and black? The line at KFC.

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Why did the black man lose his leg? Because he was kidnapped and tortured.

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What is brown, creamy, and tastes like gravy? gravy.

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Q- Why? A- Why not?

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