- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I admit I don't know what the future holds, but one thing I know for sure is that... Lance Armstrong has only one ball.

Two polar bears are sitting in a hot tub. One polar bear asks the other to pass the soap. The other responds, "No soap, radio!"

Scrooge McDuck dives headfirst into his pool of gold coins... He breaks his neck from the impact of the landing and dies.

Q: How do you tell a Jewish person that you love them? A: You tell them "I love you".

Your mom is so ugly that she had self-esteem problems and severe depression as a teenager due to merciless bullying due to her looks, however she overcame this, found a man who loved her for who she was, and then married him. She now lives a happy life.

What's worse then the Boston bombing? The Texas bombing, considering Texas is a much bigger region then Boston.

why cant ben cry, because i gorged his eyes out with a popsickle stick.....

How did the hairless cat brush its hair? It could not, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs, making it near impossible to do such a thing.

Is it better to be born black or gay? No way to know. That is, unless you are black and gay.

What happened at the 21 year old's birthday? She tried alcohol for the first time. She partied. She danced, She's dead. Open case.

Nope, but you know those like little stop motion things with clay figures? Plompsters or something?

A black guy. A Jew and a dyke died in a plane crash!:) Who was flying? ....why would you be wondering that when you should be wondering why i put a smile-face beside the details of the crash..

Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

what's the difference between a duck? You can't wash a window with a brick.

So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

Why did the man have no head? It was blown off in Iraq 2 and days ago

Why did Timmy fall off his swing? The Holocaust

How do you scare off a ghost? Tell him your ready for a commitment.

What's worse than getting no presents for Christmas? Ass-rape!

Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

Have you heard of that new jewish car? No, have you? No.

Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

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