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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

Did you know that Hellen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard? Neither did she.

roses are red violet is blue why rik go to the hospital ? cause he eat glue.

Billy: You're so ugly you made an onion cry! Jack: I'm rubber and you are glue, whatever you say bounces back and sticks to you. Billy was so upset at what he said and decided to leave.

An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

What? Chicken butt Why? Chicken thigh Who? Deez nuts

What do you call a man with no arms and half an eye? Larry -Jack Sparrow

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

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What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

Q: What do you call an exact duplicate of Homer Simpson who's been enhanced with numerous special powers and a strength-boosting inducer among other beneficial additions? A: A mobidly overweigth individual who hasn't realized what the phrase, "Go on a diet", even denotes/implies.

Where can I apply for janitor school?

If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

Why did Suzie fall off the swings? Because she didn't have arms or legs. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

what did the blond say to his mother?? Nothing. He is deaf and has to use sign language.

How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

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