What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy lost all his hair. Turns out he had brain cancer and died at age 30.

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Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

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Why does Joel's breathe smell?

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What is worse than Jerry Sanduski? Nothing

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How do you make a girl scout cry? Kill her family.

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

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Man 1- What's red, black, and white all over? Man 2- What? Man 1- Half a penguin! Man 2 became seriously disturbed from this joke, as he saw the movie Happy Feet two days ago. He went to intense therapy and became mentally deranged.

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If you have a stroke, call 000

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Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

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Do you believe in Santa? Cuz i don't. Kookaburra

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

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Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

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Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

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What happens if you come across an elephant in the jungle?. You wipe it up What happens if an elephants comes across you in the jungle? Swim

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SteVen Hawking wals into a bar

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A man walks into an oven. He suffers severe burns and dies on a hospital bed

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

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what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

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Why was a mother crying at a hospital? Because a bird threw a stick at her five minutes ago.

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Your dad walked into a bar. It was a gay bar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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