- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of...

What do you call a purple apple? Bruised.

Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This poem is getting old, I like cookies.

Q: What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? A: Not struggling with a debilitating mental or physical handicap.

How do you teach an asian baby to read? Enroll him in a good pre-school and practice regularly.

What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

What did the jew say to the black man? Nothing they were in a mall that got invaded by evil trees.

Your mumma is so fat, she has diabetes.

What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

Why was the man running? He needed to get somewhere fast.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

Why did the man die after getting his picture taken The camera was a gun

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

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