- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

A black man walks into a convienent store, pays for his stuff and leaves

What do you call a blind person? Mack Despard

A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

Why did the family at dinner not tip the waiter? He was mean and spat in their food.

Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

What do you call a black man called Jermaine? Jermaine!

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and about not being funny.

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

All of the people in the burning building escaped except for one what was wrong with that one person? He was a blind, could not hear and was in a wheelchair.

Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

Some say Helen Keller can't write a good book. You know what she said? Nothing.

Have you heard the joke about the cat? No Are you kitten me

You walk into a shopping centre, what wont you see? Madelin McCann.

Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

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