whats the difference between kids and jewish people? kids come home from summer camp

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"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

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Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "GESTAPO! AUFMACHEN!!!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cock was on the other side.

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why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

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When life gives you Pure Filtered Water, Sweeteners (High Fructose Corn Syrup, Sugar), Lemon Juice from Concentrate, Less Than 0.5% of Each: Natural Flavors, Citric Acid (Provides Tartness), Modified Cornstarch, Glycerol Ester of Wood Rosin, Sodium Hexametaphosphate and Sodium Benzoate and Potassium Sorbate and Edta (to Protect Taste), Red 40 Make Lemonade.

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If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

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What do you get when you cross Bambi and a ghost? Bamboo

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In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry Show me your tits

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A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

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Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

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what has four legs but cant move? dead dog

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What did the man say before he killed himself? I am going to kill myself

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You were probably expecting a poem or something but no this is just a gardening fact

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Roses are red, Violets are rare because of the irreversible damage to our ecosystem in recent years.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? This year I'm going to win the golden brief case!

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A blind man walks into a bar----b wire

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

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yolo your orange looks orange

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once upon a time, it snowed

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