- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fish with 6 legs? A fish with 6 legs.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

Q: What do you call an exact duplicate of Homer Simpson who's been enhanced with numerous special powers and a strength-boosting inducer among other beneficial additions? A: A mobidly overweigth individual who hasn't realized what the phrase, "Go on a diet", even denotes/implies.

Why did Suzie fall off the swings? Because she didn't have arms or legs. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

whats brown and sticky a stick

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

Balls

What's brown and sticky? My ass.

What did the fisherman say to the other fisherman? Were both fishermen

what does an adhd kid that causes all kind of trouble get? a buncha ass whoopins and some meds to dope his ass up

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are polemicists.

What do you call a German who roasts Jews for a living? A comedian.

What happened to the asian when he took viagra? He got an erection.

hers a joke... japanese people

Q:What did the midget say to the toll booth operator? A: Is your family dead too?

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are having a baby. Even Stevie Wonder saw that one coming.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

What's the difference between a blonde and a carrot? One's a human, the other's a vegetable.

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