Three left giraffe testicles fell out of the sky and into a woman's grocery bag. "Did you know that 16 people die from dolphin rape every year? said Adolf Hitler as he began eating a horse.

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Your mama's so stupid, she gave birth to YOU.

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why don't asians use this finger (point at pinky)? because it's my finger.

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My heart is in my hands. Call an ambulance.

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What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

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Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

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A man walks into a bar. He I then taken to the hospital for a major head injury.

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What's hard when you eat a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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what did the teacher say to the students when she was talking about the solar system The sun is very hot. At the core it is 15 million degrees Celsius or 27 million degrees Farenheit. Using a magnifying glass, we can see the very hot heat and the light of the sun. Please do not do that because it can hurt your eyes. This makes the light very bright and the heat is so hot it could start a fire.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

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what taste like an apple, looks like an apple, but isnt an apple? an apple.

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Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

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Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "Yeah, but you make a really great sandwich!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

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Why did the fridge break? Because someone threw a fridge at it.

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Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

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What is brown, creamy, and tastes like gravy? gravy.

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What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

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Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

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HEY YOU! TISSUE!

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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Q: Why did the kid get Christman presents in August? A: Because it was cheaper than chemotherapy.

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A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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