- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Still Carrying Heavy Pet Food? That sucks

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? Twister

Your mother has cupcakes, she offers you one, how many does she have left? The same amount she had before, you are full. Moral: Cupcakes.

That awkward moment where all you want for Christmas is for your parents to get back together but then you realize that they died in a car crash

what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

How are a dead chicken and a woman alike? They both belong in the kitchen

What is a quicker way to transfer money than electronic banking? Keeping it on one's person and getting mugged for it, or else handing it over in a mutual deal.

How many retards does it take to change a lightbulb?? None it is physically impossible

Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

What's big and purple? Barney

why did the man throw his clock out of he window? he was mentally insane.

why did the boy drop his ice cream? a terrorist dropped a bomb on him which turned into a transformer, raped him and then burried him inside of his refridgerator

what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

Why are white people white? I don't know

how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

Reading the Terms and Conditions

You can go out to eat without posting it on Facebook.

Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

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