"This is defamation!" proclaimed the Fox, as he sat in the panels of the courtroom. "I attest, with full honesty, Your Honor, that never have I said any of the allegations the two defendants have quoted upon me." He looked with contempt at the Ylvis brothers, who sat at the other end of the room. "I say, Your Honor," he continued, "that I never, ever in my entire life, said 'Gering-ding-ding-dingerdingerding', to which I am willing to testify."

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There was a golfer at the field where people usually golf. he had a golf club. so did the man next to him. The man i spoke of first hit the guy that was next to him with a golf club. Why? because he was angry at the man for shoving socks down his daughters throat and extracted her eyes with a melon scooper. This should not be humorous, the girl got blood and eye juice on her fathers new shoes when she came home.

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why was the child crying? because his friend just got hit by a van.

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Roses are smiling, violets are trying to kill me. DId I mention I'm a paranoid schizophrenic?

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when your out of toilet paper what do you do? get more

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How many black people does it take to screw In a lightbulb.....I can't see them.

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A boy is diagnosed with terminal cancer. His family prays for him and he still dies.

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why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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What does the Priest say to the little boy? Size doesnt matter

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An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

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Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

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So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

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All of the people in the burning building escaped except for one what was wrong with that one person? He was a blind, could not hear and was in a wheelchair.

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it ain't easy being cheesy Max Harrison

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A black man shoots someone. He was a cop and he killed a dangerous man who attacked him.

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why was the little boy brutally murdered? there was a serial killer in his town.

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

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Why can cats jump so high? Cats leg muscles are different then ours. They work kind of like springs that build up energy and then release suddenly. Its kind of like a budgie cord. This gives them the ability to jump so high. If humans were built the same way, they could easily jump up on a one-story roof.

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Dave:Hi Mark:Hi

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Kyle grund parker coffey

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A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

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Q:What is usually pink, brown or black, usually big and comes out smaller, which goes in and out of your mothers mouth? A: Could be lots of things really... Moral: But we all know what you imagined you sick bastard!

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I'm rick james bitch

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