What did the girl say to the boy? Hi.

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whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? - The boy scout comes home from camp.

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I will create more jobs for americans

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What has two legs and bleeds between them? The back half of a dog with a deep cut in its belly.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was persecuted for his faith.

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why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

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i am a dino. RAWR.

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How do you tell a clown his fly is open? Say sir your fly is open. Then beat him with a pipe until you cant tell what used to be his face.

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A man walked into a bar....he's OK.

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What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza? The black man is a human being with all of man's well-deserved rights, and the large pizza is an edible item. Furthermore, the black man, if adult and employed, has the propensity to feed a family of four far longer than a large pizza can.

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Why is adam jackson so black when his parents are white? their was alot of black dick up their during the pregnency. (once you go black, you NEVER go back!)

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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So, two men walk into a bar. But the midget walks under it.

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Why Did the throw up He was sick

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Q: What do you get when you mix root beer with a cloud? A: Nothing, you idiot.

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how does bob marley like his doughnuts? Sugared

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"You can't get past" "I'll get future" dad cri mom cri boy bang girl girl cri women's rites sholdnt exist.

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What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

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If you walked into a grocery store right in the middle of Cuba what won't you see? The missing Malaysian MH370 Boeing.

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A man is mowing the lawn. The mower stops, so he reaches down to see if something's stuck in the blades. What does he pull out? His finger.

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knock knock who's there who who who and if u sat something about an owl I'll kick u in the face u fat cike

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knock knock who's there i am dead i am dead who i am just dead u idiot!!!!!

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Anti Joke

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