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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Cheese on toes

what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

How do you wake up lady GaGa? You po po po poker face!

What would Martin Luther King Jr. do if he was alive today? Scream at the top of his lungs as he tried to punch out the top of his coffin.

i look around to find that my air head is missing, i then figure out that i had eaten it.

Fat people

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

Sidney Crosby walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar like a pole so he gets another concussion.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than Nickelback? Nothing. -Win G.

Q: A vandal walked into a bar. What did the bartender say? A: Nothing, the vandal had covered him and the bar in pritt stick before he had the opportunity to speak, then left with his penguin accomplice, Reginald the third.

What is BIG, STIFF, AND FULL OF SEMEN!!!? A SUBMARINE!!!!!!!

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

What did the girl say to the boy? Hi.

Bill is driving along the Interstate.All the sudden, a refrigerator falls off the truck in front of him.The fridge slams into Bill's car.He dies instantly.

A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

How do you tell a clown his fly is open? Say sir your fly is open. Then beat him with a pipe until you cant tell what used to be his face.

whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? - The boy scout comes home from camp.

How does Justin Bieber remove a condom? he farts

Wife: Does this make me look fat? Husband: Honey, your already fat.

Q: Why was the black guy afraid of the chainsaw A: It was cutting his arm off

In a nerd wedding they don't say "i do" They say "i accept the terms and conditions"

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