I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen...

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Wife: Does this make me look fat? Husband: Honey, your already fat.

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i am a dino. RAWR.

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A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

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I will create more jobs for americans

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What did the girl say to the boy? Hi.

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Me: Hey Chris! Chris: WTF.u.c.k

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How do you tell a clown his fly is open? Say sir your fly is open. Then beat him with a pipe until you cant tell what used to be his face.

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A man walked into a bar....he's OK.

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whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? - The boy scout comes home from camp.

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What has two legs and bleeds between them? The back half of a dog with a deep cut in its belly.

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why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

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How does Justin Bieber remove a condom? he farts

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When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

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Q: Why was the black guy afraid of the chainsaw A: It was cutting his arm off

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A man attempts to rob a bank. The police are called and the robber is arrested for attempted robbery.

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Sidney Crosby walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar like a pole so he gets another concussion.

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Q: A vandal walked into a bar. What did the bartender say? A: Nothing, the vandal had covered him and the bar in pritt stick before he had the opportunity to speak, then left with his penguin accomplice, Reginald the third.

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People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

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You are so ugly that for Halloween you had to trick or treat by phone.

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A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

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In a nerd wedding they don't say "i do" They say "i accept the terms and conditions"

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Whats cold and frozen? ice

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Bill is driving along the Interstate.All the sudden, a refrigerator falls off the truck in front of him.The fridge slams into Bill's car.He dies instantly.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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