There's two bears in a bathtub, One looks at the other and says "hey can you pass the soap?" the other bear says "what do i look like a light bulb?"

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So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

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Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

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What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

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Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

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Did you know: it is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

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What did the girl say to the boy? Hi.

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Whats cold and frozen? ice

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I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen...

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What has two legs and bleeds between them? The back half of a dog with a deep cut in its belly.

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People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

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I will create more jobs for americans

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What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

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Q: A vandal walked into a bar. What did the bartender say? A: Nothing, the vandal had covered him and the bar in pritt stick before he had the opportunity to speak, then left with his penguin accomplice, Reginald the third.

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How do you tell a clown his fly is open? Say sir your fly is open. Then beat him with a pipe until you cant tell what used to be his face.

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A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

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A man walked into a bar....he's OK.

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Me: Hey Chris! Chris: WTF.u.c.k

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In a nerd wedding they don't say "i do" They say "i accept the terms and conditions"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was persecuted for his faith.

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A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

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RUN

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whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? - The boy scout comes home from camp.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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