A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Cheese on toes

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Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

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What happens when cole goes into a dark room? It's not possible his hair puts off too much light

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When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

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Whats bigger than a toaster and smaller than an oven? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... .... .... . ... . . . ..... ...... ..... a microwave . ..... . ... ...

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What would Martin Luther King Jr. do if he was alive today? Scream at the top of his lungs as he tried to punch out the top of his coffin.

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roses are gay s is justin beber s are u justen beber eats crap

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What did Billy say to Timmy? Timmy! I'm so sorry. *Sniffles* I didn't mean to throw the fork that hard. Rest in peace Timmy...

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We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

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TIMMY

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I walk up in the morning feeling like pdidy who's pdidy grab my glasses out the door I have no glasses girl going to hit the city how do I hit the city ugh this confersasion is over song hmmff

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What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

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i look around to find that my air head is missing, i then figure out that i had eaten it.

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-I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

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Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

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How many black men can you fit into a mini? Five One in the drivers seat. One in the passenger seat. And three in the back seats. Anymore would be both dangerous and impractical due to the small interior volume of the car, and it would also put a significant strain on the cars limited engine power. Especially when tackling a steep incline.

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How do you wake up lady GaGa? You po po po poker face!

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Wait! hundred billions!

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

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You might be a redneck if you're from a rural area and behave as such.

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Yo mama is so old, the bone structure of her spine has decayed significantly since she stopped growing and has therefore shrunken in height considerably. Her face and hands have accumulated abundant visual wear; wrinkles, and has arthritis as well.

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Help me I need to know how to cook a human fetus by tomorrow does anyone know any good recipes?

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why did the man move away from me because he thought that i had crabs as pets

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Anti Joke

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