Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No. Oh don't worry then.

What did the frog say to the other frog Your a chode

roses are red, violets are blue with a face like yours, you belong in a zoo but don't worry, cos I'll be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!

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What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

Y R U A B? I don't know why I am a bee.

What is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

Sometimes i like to stand on my chair and pretend that i am a carrot.

What does aaron eat for dinner Answer- Fat Finger HAHAHAHAHA

srrsly, the fuk is going down here? read down It`s satanist rituals or something, Are there mmodderators that will remove this things seriusly!Moral stuf is satanism!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

Why did the white girl become a lesbian? Because she was raped and had no more trust in the male gender.

Obama Getting Re-Elected.

He is outside, running for it, Erron, seriously who is We? I thought you where an author.

Q : Who is the most famous celebrity, Lady Gaga or Justin Bieber? A : Neither, because they are just fads.

my name is piare (peeair) because my balder is empty

an emo girl walked into a white room

- what do u call a dead black person a problem - what do u call a lot of dead black people a big problem - what do you call a mass killing of all black people. genocide

Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

Q: What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? A: Shoveling them out with a pitchfork.

What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

once, my friend said hi. i said hi back

This site is called anti-joke.com Because it is a donkey.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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