- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

whats the difference between kids and jewish people? kids come home from summer camp

Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

Have you ever seen a cowboy chasing boot?

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

Whats worse than dropping your ice cream cone Your dad having brian cancer

you're so stupid, you have trouble understanding what you read, like the newspaper, for example

What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

Yo mamas so dirty she has to take showers regularly so the stench of her pungent body odor is at a minimum.

Q.What happens when Torres scores A. He doesn't

what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

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