- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy lost all his hair. Turns out he had brain cancer and died at age 30.

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

Why did the vagina smell so bad? Because it had yeast infection.

What did the scarf say to the hat? Nothing, a scarf can't talk.

How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail it to the ground

Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

why was the old man cold? ...WHY?

Why does Joel's breathe smell?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Its children were just slaughtered.

How do you make a girl scout cry? Kill her family.

Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interupting doc- You have aids.

Why can't you tell jokes in Base 8? Because 7, 10, 11

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

What made your girlfriend laugh to death? You dropped my pants.

Q:What did the Hulk say before the bartender refused to serve him further drinks? A: HULK SMASHED! Moral: "THE MORE DRUNK THE HULK GETS! BLURRIER HIS VISION BECOMES! HULK IS THE BLURRIEST THERE IS!"

Why is my penis rainbow colored?

What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

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