A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

I have cancer. And you're next.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Caolan and Eamon

thumb_up thumb_down -6

What do you call a deer with no legs? Legs in the City

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

thumb_up thumb_down -6

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

What is the difference between England and yogurt? One is a Western-European country and the other is a dairy product.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

thumb_up thumb_down -6

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

thumb_up thumb_down -6

why did suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.. knock, knock who's there? not suzie

thumb_up thumb_down -6

A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? An Irishman with a metal bar (like a pole)

thumb_up thumb_down -6

What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Three blind mice. See how they run. Into things.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

thumb_up thumb_down -6

what did one computer say to the other .........

thumb_up thumb_down -6

:( You are right Nero, I am terribly sorry, when I see you, I see the brightest man I have ever seen, should you ever turn against me and stop underestimating yourself, there is nothing I could do.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

knock knock whos there open open who the door

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops