- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari. A Ferrari isn't in my garage.

And the girl said: "I'll be ready in 2 hours!"

what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

How do you make your house smell bad? fart

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom

A man with two broken legs walks into a bar.

What do you call man who travels on foot? a pedestrian

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

What do you call a room full of jewish women with yeast infections? The waiting room of a gynecologists office, potentially in some sort of Jewish district

Q: What did the terrorist do when he walked into the football stadium? A: Set off a bomb, killing him and others there

Who did sally vote for in 1920 Nobody woman couldnt vote until 1928

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

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