- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the disabled kid do on friday? He fell down a flight of stairs.

Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

whats long and hard and full of seamen a penis

So this guy was making a sandwich...

yo mama is so fat she broke a branch off the family tree

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

What does A.D.D stand for? Attention deficit disorder

Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

A deaf man is listening to the radio. Think about it.

Kevin and Ramin

A man walks into a bar, it's funny because he is an alcholholic

Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy lost all his hair. Turns out he had brain cancer and died at age 30.

Why does Joel's breathe smell?

What did the scarf say to the hat? Nothing, a scarf can't talk.

Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

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