- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A dead panda.

What's worse than getting in a car accident? Being turned into dust and swarmed by bees while on fire

Why was the potatoe hot Cuz I cooked it

A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

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Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Hearing that joke a million times on this site.

How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

Why did the fat person build a lift in his house? He was caring for his terminally ill mother which has a cancer and got both her legs amputated due to the cancer spreading to her legs.

How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

Is your refrigerator running? If so, you are on drugs, and should see help.

your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

World's 2 Biggest Lies 1. I have read and agree to the Terms of Service 2. That was my last piece of gum

Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

Timmy: "Dear Santa, why don't you ever come to my house?" Santa: "Because you don't have parents, Timmy" THE END

What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

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