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God saw himself. Finally, proof.

Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

What has 8 legs and 1 eye? 2 chairs and half a fish.

what did the asian say to the other asian "where both asian"

a man walked into a bar because he needed a part time job to support his family.

A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

Henry VIII: I need another wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thomas Wolsey: All right then. How about my nan? Henry VII: I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~D

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

How do you not get disappointed at the ending for "Mass Effect 3"? Don't play the game, dumbass.

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A penguin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

Why was the 7 year old girl crying? Because its hard to laugh during gang rape.

What has no eyes no arms no legs and the lack of a brain? You for liking this joke

If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

What did the world's greatest bowler say when he got a gutterball? "Spare me the irony!" Get it? It's because he's made of metal.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

What would you call Shaquille O'Neal if he was on the moon? Shaquille O'Neal, or any nickname you may have for him.

I bet I can say the the whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world. The whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world.

what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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