why did the mans alarm clock go off at six am? he has a high paid job he doesnt want to let down.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. In the world of cardinal numbers, protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary. You should not judge them by the standards of human society. It's ignorant and offensive.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

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God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

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Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having a giant, angry ape on steroids rip your heart out and eat it before your eyes as you painfully die from the unbearable pain and rapid blood loss.

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Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

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Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

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What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

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Whats big, round and orange? A big round orange

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What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

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There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

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What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

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How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

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Give to the less fortunate. Date ugly people

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Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

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Where do cows go to have fun? Cows don't have a concept of fun as such, but they would probably go to a large, sunny field full of lush, green grass with a bubbling river and plenty of shade.

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What's funny about a car accident involving three children, a widow, and a dog? Nothing.

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A couple arrive at a Halloween party for nudists. Then they enjoy the themed decor and food.

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Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

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What did the muslim say when he boarded the plane? Where is my seat

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why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

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what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

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Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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