- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

There was a curtain who sneezed and then asked you for a tissue. He was in a room with two chairs a coffee table and a 37 year old bookcase, why did he sneeze???? Because he had a cold!!????

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A black man, a Pakistani and Jew sit at a bar. It's great to see such a cosmopolitan community.

Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

Q:What does a wheel a triangle and a circle all have in common A:There all round, I lied about the triangle.

What do you call an black man on the moon. An astronaut you racist bastard

A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

why did the turtle beat the rabbit ? because the rabbit eventually got shot

What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

your mom is so fat that when she walks in America with a yellow coat as they get a taxi

My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

Why do so many people troll on the internet? Because Hitler was awesome!

How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

I hate it when I press submit, and I forgot to finish the jo

What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

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