- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Eating mud

what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

Women's Rights

roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

I see London, I see France... I see a Map.

An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

What is big, grey, has 8 wheels, can fly, swim and walk. I dunno. Thats why I'm asking

why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

Your mother is so stupid that she has lived a very unfulfilling life due to her lack of education.

What did the apple say to the pear? ...Nothing they can't talk...

whats sad about 3 black people driving a Cadillac over a cliff? that was my Cadillac

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

How do you define an unsatisfactory kitchen? It won't have a woman chained to the oven.

Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

what do you get when you cross ruddell with a chicken? still a prick

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

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