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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

How do you eat an Elephant? Elephant meat is most palatable after roasting in a 450 degree oven for 2 hours. Garnish with carrots and broccoli.

So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

What's the best use for a van full of candy? Donating it to an orphanage.

What does Mitt Romney approve of flip flops? They feel good on his feet.

roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

A amazing I idiots D discover S sex

What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

(Played Basketball for 15 years) I TOLD YOU I'D QUIT WHEN LeBron Gets A RING

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

-What do you call a dog with no legs? -Call it whatever you want, it's not coming!

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

A boy walks up to a girl he finds attractive and says "You're body's kick'in! ... i mean...hey, do you know karate?"

Knock Knock, Whos there? a baby nailed to the wall Orgasim

What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

The last joke I tried to submit used "trolololol" as the enter code thing and I spelled it without the extra "lol" The lolz have got me again *this time it asked me for "basket case"

A house comes around the corner.

Why didn't Tom have to pay for his ride to the funeral? Because he was dead and in a coffin.

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

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