why do black people hate whites? their is no light in the ghetto

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Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

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A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

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Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

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Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

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Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

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What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

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Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

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Roses are red, Because they can intrinsically change color through natural dyes.

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what does a chair look like? a chair.

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homosexual rights to marriage

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What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? 17

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yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

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Why couldn't the boy in the wheelchair sue the man making fun of him? Because he couldn't get up the stairs to court.

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Did you hear the one about Steven Hawking into a bar? I havn't either, but its probably a hoot.

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Q: How do you give a frigid woman an orgasm? A: By making her come.

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What do you call an underground train full of professors? It's very unlikely that the passengers on an underground train would consist entirely of professors, unless it was a special service booked solely for the attendees of highly specialised lectures which required each audience member to have completed a professorship.

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What did a Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know, I don't speak Chinese.

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A priest and a small child enter a bar. The bartender takes his son back from the priest, paying him $30 for his exemplary babysitting services.

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy This song doesn't rhyme PENIS

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There was once a man who went to the store and walked across a bridge and bought toothpaste and yelled at a hobo and went home and took a nap and then he went back to the park where he talked to an english teacher who told him not to use run-on sentences or she would slap him with a fish.

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What's the song that goes like, duh duh da duh duh duh da da do?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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