- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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At 1:00AM, an old man is woken up by a knocking on the door. 'Knock knock' 'Who's there' 'An orange' The man opens the door to find a talking orange on his doorstep. The man remembers he has Schizophrenia and goes back to sleep.

Why didn't the woman make sandwiches? She was making baguettes.

Roses are red Violets are blue ... Uhhhh I don't think anyone knows the rest of this!!!!!!

Q: Why couldn't the man get laid? A: Women were afraid of his 7 testes and 4 penises.

This one time at Concentration camp.... My friends all died cause they were chosem in the Selection

there are three girls one said daddy why is my name rose because a rose fell on her head when yur a baby. daddy why is my name feather because a feather fell on your head when your a baby mumamhama, SHUT UP CINDER BLOCK!

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How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

Please ignore this statement.

If you have 12 apples and I have 12 ice cubes how many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

what's worse than being chased by a turtle? being chased by an angry turtle

Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

I just threw up..In my pants.

What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

race-car = rac-ecar

What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

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