A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Still the Holocaust

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Rebecca Black walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve her because she is not yet 21.

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A 3 year old child walks into his parents having intercorce the child asked "mommy what were you and daddy doing" she says "sex" the child was scarred for life.

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a supermarket... They buy food, put in their cars, drive home and cook dinner.

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roses are red violets are blue hey fu i'm making stew out of my own poo

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Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

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Why did the boy cut his hair? Because he was large.

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Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

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How do you say hooker in Chinese? ?

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A guy wants to build his house out of bricks. So, he hires some experts and they build his house with bricks.

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How do Chinese people name their kids? They could look up a baby-names book, consult their family history, or make one up

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what do you call 2 walking Arabs with long beards? pedestrians.

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a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

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Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

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Howmany licks does it take till you get to the tootsie roll center of tootsie pop? Well, The answer is not constant. There are many variables that need to be taken into account. Though the ph level of human saliva is a neutral seven it can vary about 2 tenths of a point from person to person. This is a factor that needs to be considered along with the size of the tongue, roughness of the tongue, and at what speed the licking is taking place at. After taking all these variables into consideration, the average number of licks it would take untill the chocolate center of a tootsie pop is approximately, 3 .

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I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

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Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

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What does a homeless guy do when he's hungry ? Nothing, he has no food.

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Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

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Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

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Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

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What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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