- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When I became a WoMan, no, its a nice subject, I do not mind at all.

So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

A Duck walks into a bar.

If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

If X = 3 and Y = 7, what is X + Y = ? It doesn't matter. You forgot to put your name on the test which means you got an automatic fail.

Lil Wayne's song 6 foot 7 foot was named after my wewe

What is black and white and red all over? A road killed zebra.

What happened to Johnny when he tripped over his shoelace? He was shot by the man who was following him.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

What is your name, sir? My name is not Sir, my name is Jeff.

How do you steal from a sushi buffet? You say please.

What do you call a fat guy running on the street? Nothing because you should respect his effort trying to improve his health.

Why is the chicken afraid of the tiger? Chickens are inferrior to tigers and could easily be eaten.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He had a stroke.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

Q: What is the difference between a moose and a cow? A: How they're spelled.

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