- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

Cornflakes were an accident, so was Chernobyl

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

38 studio's new game... Finance City

Why do deer have horns? Because god made them that way.

How old is victor? Half past dead

women's rights

why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

Why did Jimmy not go to school? Because Jimmy, along with his family, were killed in a horrible house fire. Knock Knock? Who's there? Not Jimmy...

anti jokes are really funny

what's the difference between a black man and a tricycle well the black man's a human

What did the Asian say to his racist friend? You're racist

alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

the anti-joke.com joke was just like a normal joke. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's go play on our bikes.

A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

How do you get a cow off a swing? Hit it with an axe.

You might not notice at first, but in this very sentence there is a psychological phrase that is used to hypnotise you. If you read through the first sentence of this paragraph three or four times, you may start to feel the sudden urge to have a drink. This is called the ashvakalym effect.

Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Johnny could pass Mike the sauce as he has no arms and Mike kept on asking as he has short onset alzheimer's.

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

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