- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The IRS, we're taking your house. This is a vacation notice, please be out of the property in 30 days. Have a nice day.

What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get into the Batmobile.

what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

How did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A victim of an alcohol related car accident

If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

How did the rock cross the road? It didn't cause it's a rock.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They beat her mercilessly.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

You might not notice at first, but in this very sentence there is a psychological phrase that is used to hypnotise you. If you read through the first sentence of this paragraph three or four times, you may start to feel the sudden urge to have a drink. This is called the ashvakalym effect.

why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

Why did Lisa fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms... A: Knock Knock B: Whos there? A: Definitely not Lisa....

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

What is duke oxtoby? legend.

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Eating the apple.

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