- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

A man quites his job to open a coffee shop which has been a dream of his for years, The shop does well with a healthy supply of customers and a steady income,The man is now financially stable.

I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

Me: Mike Mike: Yeah Me: The more you breath the more pissed off im getting.

If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

Why did the hispanic buy a pepsi? Because he was thirsty.

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

what did the little boy say to his sibling? dat not funny!

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

Like this if you want people to stop asking to have their jokes liked.

Justin Bieber walks into a bar…. He was shot

What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

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