- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the man lose his arm? beacuse of the five year old with a knife obsesion standing right beind you at this minute...

Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

What do you call a fat priest? Obese

When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

why did the supermodel have sex with the janitor? she loved him. and he was brad pitt.

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

What is green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? An elephant I lied!

Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

What did one tampon say to another? Nothing they were both stuck up.

Your mothers so ugly that when memory sees her it says " Damn-it I hate my job!

What's green and hangs from trees? Leafs

why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

Knock Knock, Whos there? a baby nailed to the wall Orgasim

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