steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple river? it makes a splash

What do a turtle and a bowling ball have in common? Nothing

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

If life gives you lemons, you are probably suffering from hallucinations.

joke under this line wins _________________________

Knock Knock Who's there Me Me who ME LET ME IN

Where's my tractor?

A bear just broke into my house and im scared…...... Oh wait thats just my 350 pound teacher… now i'm even scareder

what do you call a prostitute with white eyes? emma , with the cloudy iris,

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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