Why Didn't The Teenager Bring His Report Card Home to His Parents? Because He Was Murdered By Thugs Walking Home From School.

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2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

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If your reading this, youre not blind.

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What do you call three black guys in a bar? A bar.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to get the antidote for his dying baby chick.

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I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

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Why does Santa Clause not have any children? Because he only cums once a year.

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What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

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Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

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What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

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What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

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What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

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Why did the semen cross the road? Because i put on the wrong socks this morning

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A fat guy!

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What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

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What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

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how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

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Q: What did the passengers think of thier Chineese bus driver? A: They were very pleased with the bus driver's service, for he was a very safe driver and got them to their destination on time.

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What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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