- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

Chuck Norris.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

Why did the chicken rape your...wait, that's not how it goes!

So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

Benny: Hi, my name is Benny, what's your name? A potato: ...

Why did Stephen Hawking ask for pizza? Because he was hungry.

What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Whats the sad thing about 4 black guys going over a cliff in a car? It was my car!

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

Why did the two black men break into a bank with guns? It was being robbed by a white man and they were police officers.

"bus driver pressed the horn at my mum and she stuck a finger up at him " Not the first time she's got the horn and shoved a finger up

Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

What do you call a tree that grew in the middle of a road? Whatever type of tree it was.

Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

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