how did the cat call 9-1-1? very carefully as cats do not have opposable thumbs, making the whole situation rare, and semi-improbable.

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Yo momma so stupid, she had you.

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"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

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Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

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My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

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- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

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Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

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The holocaust

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Roses are red, Because they can intrinsically change color through natural dyes.

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Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

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there was a black man n a white man they went into a hauted house the black man saw a penut butter slice n tryed to eat it then the ghost said dont eat the penut butter slice so the black man ran away so then the white man came and saw the penut butter slice the white man toke a bite then the ghots said i told u once i told you 2 i wipe my ass with that penut butter slice

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Wanna here a funny joke? Will is straight HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hes gay

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who would win in a gang battle? WEST COAST SWAG

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

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Im taking a shit right now.

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steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

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What did the man do to the begging orphan on a cold Christmas morning? He kicked him.

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How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

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Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

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So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

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What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

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No your aunties a joke

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what's worse than than finding a worm up your ass? Death

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Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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