The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his mother at the hospital who is dying of cancer.

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Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

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Have a nice day! Dont tell me what to do.

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what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

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One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because Osama bin Laden is dead.

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How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

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What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

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Why do bears go to school on Sunday's? They don't, bears don't go to school.

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A man was walking home when a little boy ran up to him. He said "hey mister, how do you sleep apples?" Then the man wasn't sure why he asked him so he spelled it out for him "that's easy my boy, A-P-P-L-E" the little boy said "you said pee pee!" Then he laughed and ran off

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What would you call a two-foot Irishman named Max? Max.

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Q: Whats horny and likes your leg? A: My dog.

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"hey do you know the date" "58"

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There were once three brothers who were traveling along a lonely, winding road at twilight. In time, the brothers reached a river too deep to wade through and too dangerous to swim across. However, these brothers were learned in the magical arts, and so they simply waved their wands and made a bridge appear across the treacherous water. They were halfway across it when they found their path blocked by a hooded figure. This hooded figure then proceeded to step out of the shadows and mug them, all three of them were brutally murdered. This is why you stay away from hooded figures when you are being talked about in a story being told in third person.

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If you are reading this you will soon suffer a slow and painful blow job... -_-

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what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

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What's worse than farting in front of your boyfriend? Farting on your boyfriends pillow and giving him pink eye.

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2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

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Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he was late for a meeting

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Two Irish men walk in to a bar. Or maybe it was three. It's actually quite a common occurrence here in Dublin.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

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What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

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Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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