Rim Ram Ree, Kick him in the knee, Rim Ram Rass, Kick him in the other knee

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

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Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

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Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

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Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

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Snake: YES muahaha Eve eat the fruit from the three of wisdom muahahaha! Why do you not share with Adam? Muahahaha! Snake: Why is nothing happening? Then the sky opened and a heavenly voice spoke: "Well as long as none eats fruit from the three of KNOWLEDGE... Hmm, I better get rid of it altogether..." Snake: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

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Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

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i actually read the terms of service before i posted this

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

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Q: what's your dog's name ? A: Dog.

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Even though Jenny was retarded, her parents didn't love her any less than the family dog.

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Why can't bob fix it? I through a frige at him.he died.

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Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

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Hello.

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Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

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I'm not wearing underwear. Why? Because I have built in underwear. :)

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What's worse than dividing by zero? Chuck Norris dividing your face!

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Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

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What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust? What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

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What did Stevie Wander get for christmas? A book

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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