- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

What does the ice cream man say to the kids? Hey kids want some ice cream?

ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

Why are fish so easy to weigh? Because usually they've been killed, stunned or sedated first.

A black man and a white women are having dinner at a fanncy resteraunt. The waitor asks "Who is the better tipper... I know and hands the check to the white women.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

a duck walked up to a lemon aid stand and he said to the man running the stand... quack

Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

what's the difference between a duck? You can't wash a window with a brick.

What is the last bit of snow to fall from the sky called? Nothing. Meteorologists have not come up with a scientific term for this phenomenon.

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

What's red and weighs a metric ton? An apple, my scale wasn't calibrated

black chicken. kfc

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

a man walked into a bar.the bar was metal and he cracked his skull

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

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