- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do so many people troll on the internet? Because Hitler was awesome!

Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he's working out.

There was a curtain who sneezed and then asked you for a tissue. He was in a room with two chairs a coffee table and a 37 year old bookcase, why did he sneeze???? Because he had a cold!!????

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

A black man, a Pakistani and Jew sit at a bar. It's great to see such a cosmopolitan community.

why did the turtle beat the rabbit ? because the rabbit eventually got shot

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

your mom is so fat that when she walks in America with a yellow coat as they get a taxi

The last joke I tried to submit used "trolololol" as the enter code thing and I spelled it without the extra "lol" The lolz have got me again *this time it asked me for "basket case"

(Played Basketball for 15 years) I TOLD YOU I'D QUIT WHEN LeBron Gets A RING

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

Q:What does a wheel a triangle and a circle all have in common A:There all round, I lied about the triangle.

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