A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

Justin Bieber walks into a bar…. He was shot

What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

Im taking a shit right now.

A termite walks intio a bar, looks the lovely timber bar up and down, and wonders out loud..."where's the bar tender?"

Like this if you want people to stop asking to have their jokes liked.

How did the dog die? He was put down.

So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

Why do black guys have big dicks? God felt bad putting pubes on their head

Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

You know what's funny? Rape

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

Life is like a box of chocolates. The worst ones remind you of how horrible your life is.

There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

What is green and fuzzy and when it falls from a tree, your dead? A pool table.

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Knock Knock!! . . (There is no response as nobody's home)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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