Don't you hate it when someone starts a sentence and doesnt fi...

Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

* anti-punchline

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

Knock knock. Stop making puns at my door!

What's worse than getting arrested? getting arrested on your birthday.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

Ryan Maharaj is INDIAN!

Sloths

If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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