- Anti Joke

A rabbi and a priest walk into a supermarket... They buy food, put in their cars, drive home and cook dinner.

a man dropped a bar of soap in the shower. He immediately picked it up and finished washing himself. He then got dressed and left the gym.

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want to get you pregnant.

A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Presents.

5 Italian guys from Long Island

What's worse than swing a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.