- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Cindy Cindy who? No it's Cindy Lou Who!

Why did the world end? Because of Jim Layhey's whispering winds of shit.

what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

Knock knock. Whose there? No one, I'm trying to tell a knock knock joke.

I'm going to Re-write History... History

knock knock whos their? kevin kevin who? knock knock huh? queef

what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

What's black and breaks your stove when falling from a tree? Your stove

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

What do you call somebody with no arms or legs and they are stranded in the middle of the ocean? Answer: screwed

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw 'em.

How did the hairless cat braid its hair? It didn't, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs.

Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

Why did the boy collect poop? Because it was it was his dogs shit.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

How do you get a one-armed clown out of a tree? Hit it in the face with an axe.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate you so suck on poo.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jeff Oh hey Jeff, come on in

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