Why Jimmy doesn't listen to his mother? Because he's deaf

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What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

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What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

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A girl walks into a bar and the bartender says, "why is your face so tan?" And she replies "I just got back from the beach."

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YOU

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How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

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Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

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Is your refrigerator running? No.

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Whats worse than getting a parking ticket? The Bubonic Plague

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So three Irish guys walk out of a bar

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What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

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Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely and should probably go to the hospital.

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what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

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Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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How do you kill an elephant? -With a gun? No, an elephant gun. How do you kill a red elephant? -With an elephant gun? No, with a red elephant gun. How do you kill a blue elephant? -WIth a blue elephant gun? No, you choke it until it turns blue and kill it with a red elephant gun. How do you kill a purple elephant? Theres no such thing as a purple elephant, thus contradicting the reality of performing a major act of animal abuse on it.

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Roses are red , violets are blue, you like 1d? STFU

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Why are leprechauns so happy? The grass tickles their balls

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Q. Why did the television set turn on? A. Because someone pressed the power button.

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What's black, white and red all over? A race war

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Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

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What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

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Q. what did voldemort get for christmas that harry potter didnt? A. dinner with his parents

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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