- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

What did the boy say to his friend? nothing, they were both deaf

Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

Who went shopping on Saturday? There is a reason I put a question mark there, so you guys could reply. Not so I could respond myself.

How tall is oprah.. 5'7

What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

9/11 my birthday

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Presents.

What's worse than swing a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

5 Italian guys from Long Island

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want to get you pregnant.

What do you call a gay man? Phil Krahn

Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I workout, Don't mess with me.

What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

A rabbi and a priest walk into a supermarket... They buy food, put in their cars, drive home and cook dinner.

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