- Anti Joke

A rabbi and a priest walk into a supermarket... They buy food, put in their cars, drive home and cook dinner.

a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Presents.

Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

What do you call a gay man? Phil Krahn

What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I workout, Don't mess with me.

why did the man stop his bike he was having a heart attack

The other day I went to the holocaust museum and it was horrible No air conditioning or cold drinks

Why did Bruno Mars explode? He caught a grenade for ya.

How do you treat someone that is feels like a total failure? Treatment: Okay, draw a square on the board over there, but in order to succeed, you must fail at it. Patient one: Oh, I drew a cicrle :( Patient two: I drew a square :( Congratulations one you succeeded at failing! Now get outta here. Congratulations patient two, you succeeded at the given task, bye bye.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

knock knock Whos there? (the boy who knocked proceeds to run away with laughter)

What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

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