Horse.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

What is black and white, and red all over? A mutilated penguin.

why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

2 persons in an elevator then, one guy says: dude! smells like your sister! and the other guy is not there

Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

What do you call a Mentally Challenged Black Man? Whatever Name his parent(s) Gave him at birth.

Why are all the tech support people from India? That's where the majority of call centers are located.

My life is a dream in of itself.. inception???

A guy watches TMJBtv on YouTube. He then shoots himself.

A man walks into a meat shop. Man: I bet you $20 you can't reach the meat on the top shelf. Butcher: The steaks are too high

When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

David entered a radio contest to see who had the best pun; his pun was insufficient and he did not win.

flashback 2010 bears vs. packers vs. bears- why did'nt the packers want to go to soldier field? because they didnt want to pass another 6 flags!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to get hit and die

what's worse than 24? 6 million.

What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls down.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Columbine Massacre

Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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