Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

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I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

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You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

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What do you call a baby with a shadow? A shadow-baby!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

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How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

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whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Doesn't matter get in the van.

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A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

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What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

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How did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Why did Lisa fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms... A: Knock Knock B: Whos there? A: Definitely not Lisa....

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What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They beat her mercilessly.

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why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

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How did the rock cross the road? It didn't cause it's a rock.

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

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Rosie are red velvet blue I made eggs just for you

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What did the newborn get on it's birthday? A life

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