Hazel and Gus are two teenagers who share an acerbic wit, a disdain for the conventional, and a love that sweeps them on a journey. Their relationship is all the more miraculous given that Hazel's other constant companion is an oxygen tank, Gus jokes about his prosthetic leg, and they met and fell in love at a cancer support group.

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So, this joke isn't funny.

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take away his glass of water.

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Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

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Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

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Want to hear a joke? Obama

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What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

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whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

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When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

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I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

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what did one elephant say to the other one? nothing silly elepehants dont talk

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-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

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Dead girls can't say no.

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Q: what's your dog's name ? A: Dog.

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

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How to trick hundreds or religious people to drink cyanide? You establish a religious community in which you establish a ritual of drinking Kool-Aid once a day and one day switch the Kool-Aid with cyanide.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

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Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

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Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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