A panda walks into a bar, orders some bamboo shoots, and bamboo leaves, and eats them

What's sad about Justin bieber getting thrown off of a cliff Nothing

A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

An alligator walks into a bar. The bar tender calls animal control and calmly escorts everyone out the back door.

In which state does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

What did the mental patient say to the apple? She didn't say anything because she was a catatonic schizophrenic.

how do you crash a party? You dont because that would be rude.

hi bros hahahhah like it up, ah ma gkenny

Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

"Roll back into the kitchen and imagine me a sandwich!" yelled the abusive husband to his paraplegic wife.

A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

How do you call a black person in KFC? By a Phone.

What happens when you run over a mexican? The country gets one less illegal immigrant.

Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, And if one alcoholic should one day stroll along: There'll be no more bottles hanging on the wall.

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

How did the Jew survive the Holocaust? Trick question he didn't

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A duplicate joke on anti-joke.com in an attempt to get thumbs up. Sad, sad people...

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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