Roses are red, Violets are blue, I workout, Don't mess with me.

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

What's worse than swing a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

The other day I went to the holocaust museum and it was horrible No air conditioning or cold drinks

why did the man stop his bike he was having a heart attack

How do you keep a blond in suspense?

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

What will ur wife say when she finds you in bed with a hore-s.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I got Alzheimer's! ...... Who the hell are you?

Lol, first of all all I watched was something called Chobits many years ago, and while I know what hentai is, I cant say I watch that a lot or not really at all no... A peek but, its just too weird for me, they all look like cute kids with deformed bodies or something. What? You into Nerds now? Why cant I just wear my contacts and look somewhat less alien?

What's funny about a black person, a Jew, and a mexican's graves being side by side? Nothing.

How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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